Friday, 13 February 2009

You are invited, to a ping png ball......

With our wedding day falling smack bang in the middle of the summer holiday season in the UK (that's teh probelm with marrying a teacher) we have decided to send out our invites earlier than the customary 12 weeks in order to ensure that people don't book summer holidays which clash.

Therefore if you are one of the lucky and select few to be invited to our wedding then you can look forward to this little golden ticket dropping on your door matt:


well its not actually golden, but a white paper ticket doesn't sound as good and at least you don't have to eat loads of bars of chocolate made by some wonker to win it either!!

Now of course if you don't receive an invite its not that we don't love you.....its just that there are at least 69 other people that we love more than you.....or else we didn't trust you enough not to get drunk and make a pass at the mother of the bride.

With the invite will come an RSVP which we ask that you fill out and return to us by the 11th April in order that we can make sure your dinner is ordered. If you reply after this date your place may be given to one of the less loved people ranked outside the top 70, or you may have to go hungrey and steal the bread roll off the person sat next to you.....you have been warned.

Look forward to hearing from you, and see you all in July

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