If your names not down, yer not coming in...

Well invites have been sent, the RSVPs hurriedly returned and the votes sorted, counted, filed, lost, found, filed, lost again, found to have been mistakenly posted to the Bolivian embassy, returned sorted counted and finally the guest list has been closed. From now on, if your names not down your not coming in to quote a pair of loonatic trainee teachers

So, in the interests of checking all the cinderalla's have been counted and can go to the ball, and to ensure all teh ugly sisters are missed (sorry Chloe and Meg) here is the wedding list as we have it:

Imogen Mason (cum Beckett of course)
Steven Beckett

Brides Family
Edward Mason
Rosemary Mason
Chloe Mason
Oscar
Deirdre Mason
Les Mason
Helen Willin
Jill Mason
John Mason
John Bailey

Grooms Family
Diane Beckett
Howard Beckett
Bob Beckett
Tom Beckett
Jo Kwok
Bill Beckett
Jen Warbaton
John Breeze
Meg Beckett
Mike Powell
Nanna Ran
Malcolm Sargeant
Lorraine Sargent
Sharon Jones-Hoffman
Eddie Hoffman
Tina Jones
Laura Holland
Alan Martin
Aggie Martin

Brides Friends
Simon Little
Francis Little
Oliver Little
Charlotte Little
James Attwell
Tacey Attwell
Charlie Attwell
Neil Palmer
Natalie
Ben Palmer
David Palmer
Lorraine Palmer
Rebecca Humphreys
Wayne Basson
Tania Basson
Aiden Basson
Sain Basson
Helen Colinge
Nick Lander
Sarah Lander

Grooms Friends
David Swan
Barbara Swan
Andy Jackson
Eva Cieslak
Freya "Shimano" Jackson
Ian Mc Innes
Rachel Mc Innes
Oliver Mc Innes
Nancy Mc Innes
Bekki Birch
Simon Ward
Kate Ward
Amy Ward
Roger Andrews

Joint Friends
Richard Bailey
Alexandra Bailey
Nell Bailey
Colin Dodd
Louise Dodd
James Dodd
Jeremy Healey
Amy Baker
Ian Bailey
Jess Bailey
Steve Gould
Lou Gould
David Bell
Jo Bell

Please also check the spelling of your name as this is the list we are sending to the wedding planners.

If you don't see you name here don't panic because, well, paniking never helped anybody now did it. If you are sure you RSVPed but don't see yourself here please send your protests to the usually email address and we'll see if we can squeeze you in. Provided you plead enough.

If you got an invite and didn't bother to RSVP well sod you, you don't deserve a mention on this fine blog, now go and stand in a corner and think about how inconsiderate you have been.

Next step will now be to fix the seating plan, and don't bother trying to email us to explain who you don;t want to sit next to because she stole you bread roll at the last family gathering and you're still not talking to her. That kind of thing will only get you sat next to the bread roll stealer.