I would therefore just like set the record straight. As far as Rule 1 and Rule 2 are concerned, these are NOT negotiable!!
And just to help emphasis the point, the ushers (Bob, Tom and Bill) will each be issued with a pair of scissors. If anybody is judged to have too big a hat it will be 'trimmed' to a suitable size before you are allowed in!!
So, to be clear.
NOT BIG HATS!!
Is that now clear?
Is that now clear?


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